博鲁茨上周愤怒列表

dyjay

1. FIFA.  OMG你们太可怕了！！！！！你们的贪婪和黑暗让我想狠狠地踢我的烤箱，然后用头去撞水壶！！！啊啊啊啊啊我刚刚这么做了，靠，比我想象的还要疼啊！！！！！！啊啊啊我觉得我脑震荡了！！！！！

2.西班牙国家德比.  我本来打算看这场比赛的但是后来我决定比赛前先看一本描述“日”的书！！！！！读完了“日”，我决定去了解了解太阳那里到底发生了什么鸟事，所以我目不转睛的盯着它看了几个小时，竟然就这样错过了比赛！！！！！还好我录下了比赛但我还是没有开始看因此不要告诉我比赛结果！！！你如果透露了这个我会让你知道你是多么扫兴，之后把你扔到太阳下被日！！！！！

3.  英国最糟糕的俱乐部.  啊啊啊啊啊如果我的俱乐部在11场比赛里被灌进了227个球，我会理解的，因为我知道我的队友很努力了！！然后我会穿着全白的衣服全神贯注的看着他们，直到他们的脑袋像电影“scanners”所描述的那样爆炸！！啊啊啊啊为什么你的脑袋不会爆炸？？？？！！！？？？

4. 玉米.  我大概没有必要再赘述FIFA是如何勾结玉米盗窃了我们自由的权利了吧。布拉特和那些高官们有很不正当的关系，如果我们不奋起反抗的话这一切将会继续！！！所以我很正经的想问大家，为什么你的头还不爆炸！！！？？？

5. 弗格森爵士变成了悲剧的失败者。  他没有错，哪怕他失败了！！人们也经常会说我是个loser但是，当我在他家墙上挖了个大洞，然后烧掉他的PS2时，我发现他们立马就变得非常安静~~

6. 罗伊基恩讨厌束发带. 我也很讨厌！这个词我也很不满意！这么说吧，看到这个词我就想用膝盖去狠狠撞击有着大胡子的人！！！！！就像“法兰克福香肠”和任何“玉米的衍生产物”一样！！！啊啊啊啊啊我实在太讨厌玉米了！！！！！

7.  卡塔尔的岛上体育场馆.  这实在难以想象！！！！！我从来不会在比赛中穿着救生衣的，但是如果我去了那里大概就有这样的需要了！！！或许还会再穿一件刀子做成的背心儿，因为我得用它来保护我的钱！！！啊啊啊啊啊我突然想起来如果真要这样那刀子岂不是会刺破救生衣？？？日啊，2022年之前我想我得好好地去解决这个问题！！！！！

8. 齐达内的发薪水日.  齐达内是我的英雄！！如果哪天我失去了不死之身然后因为某种原因而死去的话，我一定会去齐达内在的那个地方，跟他互相交流用头撞人的心得！！！！！这太美妙了！！！啊啊啊啊啊此刻我的眼泪止不住的往下流，充满着欢笑与悲哀！！！

9. 我愚蠢的邻居丹. 丹和他的小屁孩们礼拜四准备买一棵圣诞树并邀请我是否一起去！我当时很忙不过我还是说了“好”！！！！！但是我的表情告诉他们我希望圣诞老人到时把他家的药全都搬走！！当我们走在回来的路上，他的一个孩子问我为什么我不买？我告诉他只有傻子才会买圣诞树！！！！！聪明的人会去对着一棵树狂叫然后等这棵树摔下来在假装要带他回家去包扎！！！！！孩子问我是不是就是这么干的我说“那必须的，我从来不骗小孩子的”！！！！！啊啊啊啊啊啊啊我好想知道泰勒·斯威夫特的圣诞树在哪里买的啊！！！！！

上帝保佑，下周见！

Pan

沙发，终于出来了！！
博鲁茨性格十分的讨喜，很喜欢它的风格！
我发现我竟然开始喜欢上玉米了

[ 本帖最后由 Pan 于 2010-12-7 11:44 编辑 ]

咕咚来了

除了对世界足坛大事的评价外，常规的写法是一定要涉及玉米和他的邻居

donnell

他还惦记着2022呢，那时都42了

不拘

每周一乐

FaLcoN

唔………………

秦汉唐

为什麽现在才送上，我这艰难的等待。

异世界

他喜欢和齐达内一样用头撞人 ？

charlie_727

儿子小名叫巴蒂

别冲动，好像BORUC没有什么需要学齐祖的啊。

曾经的9号

博鲁什染黄挺快的 呵呵

薯条

这个也太有才了，我佛的又一门神在想啥都知道

东东

聪明的人会去对着一棵树狂叫然后等这棵树摔下来在假装要带他回家去包扎！

蒙蒙ing

发帖人由紫城变成了YD滴狗狗

bruceho

  太忙了所以忘记了

Zephyr

求愤怒列表的原文。。。

bruceho

原帖由 Zephyr 于 2010-12-8 02:28 发表
求愤怒列表的原文。。。

AHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. FIFA -- OHMYGOD YOU ARE ALL AWFUL!!!!!!!!!! YOUR SECRECY AND GREED MAKES ME WANT TO DROPKICK MY OVEN AND HEADBUTT A KETTLE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST DID IT AND IT HURT A LOT MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK I HAVE A CONCUSSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. EL CLASICO -- I WAS GOING TO WATCH THIS MATCH BUT I GOT SIDETRACKED READING A BOOK ABOUT THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!! AND AFTER READING ABOUT THE SUN I DECIDED TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT SO I STARED AT IT FOR A FEW HOURS AND PASSED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUCKILY I RECORDED THE GAME BUT I STILL HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET SO DON'T TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED I WILL CALL YOU A PARTY POOPER AND THROW YOU AT THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. THE WORST CLUB IN BRITAIN -- AHHHHHHHHH IF MY TEAM ALLOWED 227 GOALS IN 11 MATCHES I WOULD BE VERY UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE I KNOW MY TEAMMATES ALWAYS TRY THEIR BEST!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN I WOULD WEAR ALL WHITE AND STARE AT THEM UNTIL THEIR HEADS EXPLODE LIKE IN THE MOVIE "SCANNERS"!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH WHY ISN'T YOUR HEAD EXPLODING?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?
4. CORN -- I PROBABLY DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU THAT FIFA IS WORKING CLOSELY WITH THE CORN TO DESTROY OUR FREEDOMS AND ENSLAVE US ALL!!!!!!!!!! SEPP BLATTER HAS HAD UNNATURAL RELATIONS WITH THE BUTTERY KERNELS OF OPPRESSION AND HE WILL NOT CHANGE HIS WAYS UNLESS WE RISE UP!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY WHY IS YOUR HEAD STILL NOT EXPLODING?!?!???!?!?!?
5. SIR ALEX BEING A BAD LOSER -- THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A BAD LOSER!!!!!!!! PEOPLE TELL ME I AM A BAD LOSER ALL THE TIME BUT THEN I PUNCH A HOLE IN THEIR WALL AND SET THEIR PLAYSTATION ON FIRE AND THEY USUALLY STOP WITH THE ACCUSATIONS PRETTY QUICK!!!!!!!!!
6. ROY KEANE HATES YOUR SNOOD -- AND I HATE IT TOO!!!!!!! I EVEN HATE THAT WORD!!!!!!! IF THERE WAS EVER A MAGIC WORD TO MAKE ME KNEE SOMEONE IN THE MUSTACHE THAT WOULD BE IT!!!!!!!!! ALSO "FRANKFURTER" AND ANY VARIATION OF "CORN"!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THE CORN SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. QATAR'S ISLAND STADIUM -- THIS IS HORRIFYING!!!!!!!!!! I'VE NEVER WORN A FLOTATION DEVICE TO A FOOTBALL MATCH BEFORE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE TO IF I WENT HERE!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD ALSO WEAR A VEST MADE OF KNIVES BUT ONLY BECAUSE I JUST BOUGHT IT AND I NEED TO GET MY MONEY'S WORTH OUT OF IT!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH I JUST REALIZED THAT THE KNIFE VEST COULD DEFLATE THE FLOTATION DEVICE!!!!!!!!! IT'S A GOOD THING I HAVE UNTIL 2022 TO FIGURE THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
8. ZIDANE'S PAYDAY -- ZIDANE IS MY HERO!!!!!!!!! IF I EVER LOSE MY INVINCIBILITY AND SOMEHOW DIE I WANT TO GO TO A HEAVEN WHERE I CAN JUST TRADE HEADBUTTS WITH ZIDANE FOREVER!!!!!!!!! THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH TEARS ARE JUMPING FROM EYES OUT OF JOY AND ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!  
9. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI -- SO DAN AND HIS GOOBER KIDS WERE GOING TO GET A CHRISTMAS TREE ON TUESDAY AND THEY CAME BY MY HOUSE TO ASK IF WANTED TO COME WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS BUSY CARVING A SNOOD STABBER OUT OF FLAT SCREEN TV AT THE TIME!!!!!!! STILL I SAID "SURE!!!!!!!" BUT I SAID IT SO THEY WOULD KNOW THAT I HOPE SANTA STEALS THEIR MEDICATIONS THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER WE PICKED OUT THEIR TREE ONE OF THE GOOBER KIDS ASKED ME WHY I DIDN'T GET ONE TOO!!!!!!! I TOLD HIM THAT ONLY STUPID PEOPLE BUY CHRISTMAS TREES!!!!!!!!! SMART PEOPLE SCREAM AT A TREE THEY LIKE UNTIL IT FALLS OVER AND LETS YOU DRAG IT BACK TO YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!! THEN THE GOOBER KID ASKED ME IF THAT'S WHAT I DO AND I SAID "OF COURSE IT IS!!!!!!! I WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU THAT STORY IF IT WASN'T WHAT I DO!!!!!!!!!!" AHHHHHHHHHHHH I WONDER WHERE TAYLOR SWIFT GETS HER CHRISTMAS TREES?!??!?!?!?!??!!?
I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS HAS BEEN MY RAGE LIST. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! GOD BLESS!!!!!!

com

看起来性格适合当队长

翡冷翠之魂

原帖由 com 于 2010-12-8 09:44 发表
看起来性格适合当队长

我记得干贝喜欢吃玉米？真要当队长了估计会有矛盾