博鲁什本周的愤怒列表

bruceho · 发表于 2010-9-12 02:26:45

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

啊…………我是阿图尔博鲁什，这是这周让我愤怒的一系列东西：

1. NOT PLAYING -- IF FIORENTINA DON'T PLAY ME I WILL LEAVE!!!!!!!! BUT FIRST I WILL BURN EVERY HAT IN THIS CITY!!!!!!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE A CITY WITHOUT HATS?!!?!??!?! OF COURSE NOT BECAUSE NO ONE HAS EVER DONE ANYTHING THAT HORRIBLE!!!!!!! I ALREADY BURNED ONE OF MY OWN HATS THIS WEEK BUT THAT WAS ACTUALLY AN ACCIDENT!!!!!!!

1. 不上场 —— 如果佛罗伦萨不让我上场我要走人！但首先我要烧掉这城市所有的帽子！你能想象一个没有帽子的城市吗？当然不能，因为从没有人做过这么可怕的事！我这周已经烧掉我的一个帽子了，但那是一个意外。

2. VIRTUAL SPECTATORS -- THIS IS NOT NEARLY AS COOL AS IT SOUNDS!!!!!! I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF BLADE RUNNER AND I WOULD GET TO DESTROY THEM WITH A LASER GUN!!!!!! BUT THEY'RE JUST POSTERS AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A LASER GUN!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH THE ONE I BOUGHT ON EBAY TURNED OUT TO BE A POTATO!!!!!!

2. 虚拟观众 —— 这不像听起来那么酷。我以为他们会像《银翼杀手》里面那样然后我可以用激光枪来毁掉他们。结果他们只是一些海报而且我又没有激光枪！我从Ebay上买的结果是个土豆！

3. LADY GAGA GOAL CELEBRATION -- AFTER SEEING THIS I THINK IT'S TIME GOALKEEPERS START DOING ELABORATE CELEBRATIONS WHEN THEY STOP A SHOT!!!!!!!!! WE'LL SEE HOW THE STRIKERS LIKE IT WHEN I BLOCK THEIR ATTEMPT AND THEN BEAT THEM WITH AN ALLIGATOR!!!!!!

3. Lady Gaga的进球庆祝 —— 看了这个之后我认为门将们要开始每次扑救之后进行精心准备的庆祝动作了！我们来看看我扑出他们射门之后那些前锋会怎样反应！

4. CORN -- SOMEONE FINALLY UPDATED MY WIKIPEDIA PAGE TO REFLECT MY STATUS AS THE DESTROYER OF CORN AND IT WAS IMMEDIATELY REMOVED!!!!!!!! CLEARLY THERE IS ONLY ONE THING TO BLAME FOR THIS!!!!!!!!! THE DORKS WHO RULE WIKIPEDIA!!!!!!!! THEY'RE PROBABLY SUCKING UP TO THE CORN FOR WHEN IT WILL SOON RULE THE UNIVERSE JUST LIKE THEY DID THE TEACHER WHEN THEY WERE IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH WE MUST DEFEAT THE WIKIPEDIA CORN DORKS!!!!!!!!!!

4. 玉米 —— 终于有人在维基百科上更新我的资料来显示我是玉米毁灭者，结果马上就被删除了！明显只有一个东西可以责怪，那就是控制维基百科的那些驴子们！

5. PHILADELPHIA FANS MOCKING COACH'S DRUNK DRIVING -- ANYBODY WHO DRIVES DRUNK IS A LOSER!!!!!!!!!! SO IT'S A GOOD THING THAT I CAN DRINK EIGHT BOTTLES OF PAINT THINNER AND NOT FEEL ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!

5. 费城球迷嘲笑他们教练的酒后驾车 —— 酒后驾车的都是些失败者！所以我能喝八瓶涂料稀释剂而没有反应，这很好！

6. CARLO ANCELOTTI'S BOOK -- THIS SOUNDS SO FUNNY THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY TAKE A BREAK FROM READING THIS LIGHTER FLUID BOTTLE AND READ THIS BOOK INSTEAD!!!!!!!! THAT'S REALLY SAYING SOMETHING TOO BECAUSE THIS LIGHTER FLUID BOTTLE HAS A LOT OF INTERESTING THINGS TO SAY ABOUT LIGHTER FLUID!!!!!!!!!
6. 安切洛蒂的书 —— 听起来很好笑，所以我可能会先放下我正在看的打火机液体瓶来看看这本书！打火机液体瓶上面也有很多文字啊，很多关于打火机液体的有趣东西。

7. SINGAPORE KICK FIGHT -- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOES THAT NEVER HAPPEN IN THE GAMES I PLAY?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!
7. 新加坡的踢人打斗 —— 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊为什么这从来没在我上场的比赛发生过呢！不公平啊！不公平！

8. RIDING THE TRAIN WITH FOOTBALLERS -- SURE WHEN IT'S HENRY AND MARQUEZ YOU SEE ON THE TRAIN YOU SMILE AND TAKE A PICTURE!!!!!! WHEN IT'S ARTUR BORUC YOU ASK ME TO STOP SCREAMING IN YOUR FACE AND THROWING JAPANESE HAND AXES AT STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP COMPLAINING AND JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE AXES!!!!!!!!!!
8. 跟足球运动员一起坐火车 —— 当然如果你在火车上看到亨利或者马克思你会微笑然后照相。当你看到阿图尔博鲁什的时候你要向我说停止向你大吵然后再扔日本斧头之类的东西。所以说停止抱怨吧！

9. MY ANNOYING NEW NEIGHBOR ENZO -- SO I WAS PLANTING SUNFLOWERS OUTSIDE MY NEW HOUSE YESTERDAY WHEN MY ANNOYING NEW NEIGHBOR ENZO CAME OVER AND STARTED SPEAKING ITALIAN AT ME EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HIM THAT I DON'T KNOW ITALIAN YET AND MY ROSETTA STONE SOFTWARE STILL HASN'T ARRIVED YET!!!!!!! AND THEN HE SAID "DON'T WORRY ARTUR I WILL TEACH YOU ITALIAN"!!!!!!!! AND I SAID "THANK YOU ENZO THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE OF YOU!!!!!!" BUT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO THAT HE WOULD KNOW THAT I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM AND THAT I WISH I COULD IMPALE HIM ON A SUNFLOWER!!!!!!!! SO THEN HE STARTED TO TRY AND TEACH ME SOME ITALIAN PHRASES BUT I THINK I PASSED OUT FROM THINKING ABOUT HOW COOL IMPALING SOMEONE ON A SUNFLOWER WOULD BE BECAUSE THE NEXT THING I REMEMBER IT WAS NIGHT TIME AND I WAS EATING SOUP IN A RESTAURANT WHILE WEARING HALF A TUXEDO AND CUT OFFS!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH I HOPE ENZO EATS MY EBAY POTATO AND GETS HERPES!!!!!!!!
9. 我的烦人的新邻居恩佐 —— 昨天我在我新房子外涂太阳花，然后我邻居恩佐来跟我说意大利语，我之前已经告诉过他我还不是很会意大利语，而且我的罗塞塔石碑语言软件还没到。然后他说：“没关系，阿图尔，我会教你意大利语的。”我说“谢谢恩佐，你真好！” 但我说的方式已经暗示他我不喜欢他了。然后他开始教我一些意大利语的短语，但之后的我什么都不记得了，我记得的就之后我在一个餐馆里穿着燕尾服喝着汤。啊啊啊啊，我真希望恩佐吃了我的ebay土豆然后长疱疹！

I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS HAS BEEN MY RAGE LIST. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! GOD BLESS!!!!!!
我是阿图尔博鲁什，这就是这周的我的愤怒列表。下周再见！上帝保佑！

donnell · 发表于 2010-9-12 03:19:46

这个二子，老大不小了，脑子还这么楞，果然是游戏打多了
ps,第9段有段精华lz没翻噢

[ 本帖最后由 donnell 于 2010-9-12 03:21 编辑 ]

小嘉哥 · 发表于 2010-9-12 04:02:07

这个真是他的原创？…………

三年潜 · 发表于 2010-9-12 04:41:27

原帖由 donnell 于 2010-9-12 03:19 发表
这个二子，老大不小了，脑子还这么楞，果然是游戏打多了
ps,第9段有段精华lz没翻噢

索尼克兄翻一下

oldzheng · 发表于 2010-9-12 06:27:53

他发在哪里呢～

donnell · 发表于 2010-9-12 06:32:06

BUT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO THAT HE WOULD KNOW THAT I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM AND THAT I WISH I COULD IMPALE HIM ON A SUNFLOWER
但我是以“那种”口气跟他说话的，好让他明白我讨厌他身上的一切，恨不得把他钉在一棵向日葵上！

SO THEN HE STARTED TO TRY AND TEACH ME SOME ITALIAN PHRASES BUT I THINK I PASSED OUT FROM THINKING ABOUT HOW COOL IMPALING SOMEONE ON A SUNFLOWER WOULD BE
接着他就开始试着教我一些意大利文的短语，但是我想我走神了，满脑子想的都是把一个人穿刺在向日葵上的样子有多酷！

FaLcoN · 发表于 2010-9-12 06:47:50

额………

东东 · 发表于 2010-9-12 09:35:25

这是哪弄来的

曾经的9号 · 发表于 2010-9-12 10:00:56

不稳定因素啊呵呵

icebomb · 发表于 2010-9-12 10:07:54

twitter?facebook?

Zeus · 发表于 2010-9-12 10:25:42

网上发的抱怨贴吧·哈哈哈

秦汉唐 · 发表于 2010-9-12 10:26:55

波兰的愣头小伙

yurf · 发表于 2010-9-12 10:41:13

這是什麽

异世界 · 发表于 2010-9-12 11:07:01

酒后驾车的都是些失败者！所以我能喝八瓶涂料稀释剂而没有反应，这很好！

charlie_727 · 发表于 2010-9-12 11:20:48

Klaushuang · 发表于 2010-9-12 11:26:16

f**k,what does it mean????

bruceho · 发表于 2010-9-12 11:31:11

原帖由 donnell 于 2010-9-12 03:19 发表
这个二子，老大不小了，脑子还这么楞，果然是游戏打多了
ps,第9段有段精华lz没翻噢

我觉得有的翻过来大家会理解不了他，太crazy的东西我不翻了

bluesweene · 发表于 2010-9-12 11:49:28

我们买了个白痴回来

icebomb · 发表于 2010-9-12 11:56:02

这30岁？怎像00后？

cantoviola · 发表于 2010-9-12 11:59:41

what the bloody hell is this??

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